Have we ever told you have a panda toaster? We have a panda toaster. I know, right? Suck it, other toasters! Why would you not want you sandwiches to have a panda head burned into them? There's no reasonable answer. But little did I know until JUST NOW that our nine-year-old toaster was accompanied by such a weirdly awesome commercial. Let alone one with such a sweet mall-jazz theme song. I don't know what they're saying, but I agree.